Monday, November 9, 2009

I've Been Denied All The Best Ultra Sex

Why is being a lesbian so hard? I mean, I have no trouble talking to girls, smooth talking, being sexy, etc. ANd yet I'm left being single.

The kicker is that I have come close to some good relationships, but in the end they are basically telling me "i like you...but I'm gonna go date this person, okay?" So I just nod, give them the Big Al and Charlie One Finger Salute and be on my way.

I don't mind being just friends with people, but I think it's time I got a date or something!

I'm 18 years old, been out of the closet for...4-5 years? I've been in about 10 relationships or so and all of them have been online!

Recently I dabbled in being a heterosexual and I can tell you it was a disgusting experience I shall never try again. Ever.

Guys+Me=Ew.

Why would I experiment? Because I'm effin' horny!

BUt being horny is not my only reason for wanting a girlfriend.
I need someone who can keep me in line, deal with me when I'm quirky and help me be a better person. In return I can be loving, faithful and just a cute puppy :D

I am capable of love, but in the begginning of a relationship, if I don't watch myself, I could already be looking ten years from then and wonder "what will our kids look like?" And that freaks me out as well as my partner.

However, if I watch myself carefully I can keep from having thoughts that might ruin what could otherwise be a great relationship with someone I deeply care about and can grow to truly and madly love.

Also, where are the gay guys!? Then again I'm probably too dykey for gay guys, half the ones I know have fressa girlfriends or just the usual girl, the ones who wear make up and dresses.

Me? I want a butch fag to hang out with, the kind that can help me work out and be as big a butch as him without the body hair.

BEAR'S FOR LIFE!

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